Facebook out here stopping me from getting good luck

Stop and smell the bees

Sometimes nights I want to reply to anything someone posts on social media with “Wow, you fucked up.” Other nights I want to keep my friends.

Social networks are bitcoin for self esteem – imaginary economy, variable feedback system, huge until it isn’t

My side hustle this year is having imaginary arguments with friends until sunrise

Salad maker who added more wontons when I asked for light dressing, you have read my heart

(Ok, turns out by not saying anything about trump on the internet I had/have a lot of despair and vitriol saved up. I know a lot of people are sick of that and I want to be thoughtful about making more people navigate toxic anger. But no one follows this, so.)

Prayer for the next three years:
May he be competent enough to not nuke anyone
And incompetent enough to not pass any major policy initiatives

– CAN’T EAT TIDE PODS, GOT NO HEALTH INSURANCE

– PLEASE PHOTOGRAPH THIS SIGN MY VOICE DOESN’T MATTER UNLESS TRUMP SEES IT ON FOX NEWS

– GAY / ANGRY 2018

Didn’t make a sign in time for the march today but am gonna work through some march signs here:

– SLEEPY MILLENIALS ARE WOKE ABD GRUMPY

– NO ONE LIKES YOU MR. PRESIDENT

– YOU MADE BEING A WOMAN WORSE AND IT ALREADY SUCKED

– I’M TIRED

– NOT EVEN MY SHITTY UNCLE LIKES YOU